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i’ve gained weight

FUCK ME- 6 days of working out= me more hungry- WTF? I wish I could tell y’all that I’ve actually lost weight, but frankly I think I’ve redistributed it. So for this week- I plan on stepping things up a notch and drinking more water, I also plan on eating more broccoli, just a little worried about the farting. Watch out world.


About Thunder Woman

I'm a Thirty something chick who has thunderthighs. I like chocolate. I like fried shit. I hate exercise. But it's time I take control and make it happen. Maybe I just like the feeling of a strong man's hand on my butt during yoga, or maybe I hate not being able to sit in a fucking airline chair. Or maybe it's time i put my kid's needs before my own, and live long so one day his wife will have someone to torture her. It don't matter the reasons. I just need to get fit. For me. For my kid. For that fucking pair of spandex biking shorts that stare at me from the bottom of my underwear drawer. They belonged to some skinny girl I once knew. That fucking skinny ass bitch is back. She's back with a vengeance.

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