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DAY 7: Energy Drink

Today’s workout was shoulders, abs, and Ab ripper x.

I did that today.  Hoo-Wah.


I’d really like to discuss the power drink Tony keeps referring to. I have looked it up online and it says something about me needing to buy yet another fucking item called

After I made my own smoothie, I celebrated with this tasty "energy drink".

whey protein powder from Tony. I’m starting to think Tony just wants to sell me shit.  Good thing I’m not that easy, I went to CVS and bought my own whey protein powder for $39.99, then swung by Bed Bath and Beyond and purchased a blender for $125 and finally stopped by the grocer and picked up bananas, strawberries, blueberries, and a bag of ice for $20- cause it all had to be organic. Tony says organic is good for you.  So long suckaas, I only spent $185 on my power drink today- Tony ain’t gettin rich off me yo.


About Thunder Woman

I'm a Thirty something chick who has thunderthighs. I like chocolate. I like fried shit. I hate exercise. But it's time I take control and make it happen. Maybe I just like the feeling of a strong man's hand on my butt during yoga, or maybe I hate not being able to sit in a fucking airline chair. Or maybe it's time i put my kid's needs before my own, and live long so one day his wife will have someone to torture her. It don't matter the reasons. I just need to get fit. For me. For my kid. For that fucking pair of spandex biking shorts that stare at me from the bottom of my underwear drawer. They belonged to some skinny girl I once knew. That fucking skinny ass bitch is back. She's back with a vengeance.

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